Varric Tethras

Dude, that's so awesome! Also kind of terrifying, I guess, but I'm assuming it's your friend so it probably won't sting you?

[John shrugs. It's not his problem. He's a few towns away right now, so it's not like he's in any danger of giant flying scorpion stings.]

All I have is this adorable bird thing. And Blue is pretty cool, but she does not strike fear into her enemies in the middle of battle.

[And cue John shifting his camera over to his Swablu, who chirps happily at the camera. She doesn't seem concerned about her lack of ferocity.]